So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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