What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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