You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm too high and old for this...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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