is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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