Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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