i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
