what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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