question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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