I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
