Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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