Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so let's talk penis.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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