We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
So apparently I’m into choking now
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