Can Purell be used as lube?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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