She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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