i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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