Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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