I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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