I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
