So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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