I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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