Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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