i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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