That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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