so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
