Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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