I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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