i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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