if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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