you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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