so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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