He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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