Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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