do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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