This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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