It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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