I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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