Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
my god I love twenty year old dicks
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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