would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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