It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
