google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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