I need help removing her.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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