Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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