Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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