Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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