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  Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  why does my vagina smell like weed?

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  omg thats a great idea

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom

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• (315): View more from New York

  Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.

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• (716): View more from New York

  We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together

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