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(443): View more from Maryland

Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.

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(530): View more from California

Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line

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(254): View more from Texas

Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.

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(253): View more from Washington

i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down

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ppsyche im wasted where are you

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me

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(269): View more from Michigan

First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.

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