I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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