I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
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I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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