He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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