you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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