i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
