I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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