I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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