is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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