So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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