She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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