Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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